![]() To make it worse, if that's possible, add in some awful dubbing because apparently the original audio was unusable. Genetic experiments make a woman give birth (I think?) to cat-sized rubber ants with fangs, and two, or sometimes three men run around the house like idiots spouting nonsensical dialog. Porn star Amber Lynn was somehow tricked into playing a TV anchorperson. Things (1989) This notorious home-made Canadian oddity has a cult following because of how bad it is. Prior went on to make the very good Killer Workout a few years later, and a couple dozen action flicks in the 90s. ![]() The good news? First time director David A. The lead protagonist gives his girlfriend noogies, rests beer cans on her head, and douses her hair with mustard at the dinner table. The ghost-killer, possibly possessed by the soul of a 9 year old boy, sledges most of them to death. A group of unlikable 20-somethings vacation at a house in the woods where some murders took place 10 years ago. Sledgehammer (1983) Shot on Video cheapy is possibly the first of its kind to get a home video release. ![]() The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs - Season 3 Episode 8 He explained how Spookies got a re-shoot and explains why half the characters don’t interact. No nudity, some gore, silly fun in this New York indie.ģrd time for Train, 2nd for Spookies, I think my previous reviews were too kind to Spookies, and not kind enough to Train! Joe Bob gave it the masterpiece treatment, deservedly so. She doesn’t want to be resurrected though! Anyway, lots of creatures, some practical, some animatronic, a were-cat, a spider lady, a mini-creature from the black lagoon, mud-monsters, etc. Anyway, some sort of spirit/sorcerer who inhabits the house has been waiting for this opportunity to sacrifice some innocents to resurrect his corpse bride. Spookies (1986) Two carloads of New York knuckleheads and their girlfriends drive two hours to find an abandoned house in a cemetery to drink there. The characters were good, so it mattered when they died, which is why I’d say this is one of the better recent zombie flicks. Characters include a pregnant couple, a daddy & daughter, and a high school baseball team. Train to Busan (2016) Korean zombie apocalypse flick that takes place on a train. The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs: Season 3 Episode 7 ![]() The lead detective on the case has a televangelist wife who warns that the end of times is near! Very gory, I thought this was a lot of fun. Thirst (2019) Icelandic vampire comedy about a junkie girl who rescues a vampire from a gay-bashing attempt, only to have the vamp, who makes sure he tears and eats the dicks off all his victims, act as her guardian angel, which results in some unwanted consequences. Secrets are revealed and all is not what it seems. The catch is he has to wear a harness that restricts his access to certain areas of the house. You don’t need me to describe Bird Box, you know what it’s about!Ĭaveat (2020) A man with memory loss due to a head injury accepts a job to look after the mentally ill niece of a friend, in the home where her father just killed himself and her mother went missing. Speaking of, I’m almost through a season one rewatch of Ash vs Evil Dead. Carroll Baker and Erika Blanc are the mistress and wife, and supply a bit of nudity.īird Box (2018) I liked it the first time, wanted to check it one more time before I dump Netflix. So Sweet… So Perverse (1969) A Frenchman begins an affair with the abused woman in the flat above him, and soon finds himself part of an assassination plot complete with double and triple crosses, in this early, semi-giallo crime-thriller from Umberto Lenzi, that really gains steam in the final act. How the FUCK had I never heard of this? (available on Shudder and Midnight Pulp) After all that fucking, why not! Also with Screamin’ Jay Hawkins in a rare acting role, and loaded with violence, some nudity and all around insanity, this action gem from the director of Day of the Beast and Witchin’ and Bitchin’ delivers for the entire 130 minute runtime. They kidnap a pair of blond teenagers for ritual sacrifice before a big truck heist, but FBI agent James Gandolfini, who is constantly being hit by cars, ruins the ceremony and the pair flees with their kidnap victims in tow, and possibly developing a case of the Stockholms. Perdita Durango aka Dance with the Devil (1997) Javier Bardim is a bank-robbing witch doctor with a ridiculous haircut, and Rosie Perez (as Perdita Durango) is his thrill-killing girlfriend who dresses like Tura Satana from Faster Pussycat.
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